Friday, October 3, 2008

What I Learned in Fourth Grade This Week

This week I had the opportunity to spend a little time at Mackenzie's school. I just want to say in the beginning the opinions shared do not necessarily represent my opinions but it was certainly entertaining.

I learned that:

one of the girl's mom was going to the bank to take out all their money and they were moving to an island because the stock market was running out of food but if they didnt' get any gas they weren't even going to ballet.

the boys and girls sit at opposite tables because the boys are messy and like to gross you out with their food. (I guess the girl adding Kool-aid to her chocolate pudding doesn't count.)

John McCain would be a better president because he was older so he must be smarter, but Barack Obama would make a better president because he was cuter to look at.

that Ms. Emerson is the nicest teacher in all of 4th grade and maybe even the whole school because she does Bacon,Eggs and Math on Friday mornings and Ms. Shirley gives out Skittles.

Suite Life of Zack and Cody is the best show ever and Kevin Jonas is the cutest Jonas Brother.

you should only wear pink if you really want a boy to know you like him. But don't sit by him because then he won't like you back.

And most important according to the paper fortune teller. I learned that I am going to marry a boy named Ben. We are going to live in Mexico, have 9 kids and drive a dune buggy.


7 comments:

T said...

Don't you just love info like that? That is so funny!! I love to help out for that very reason. I always walk away laughing to myself. Kids are just so darn cute!

Kelly said...

I can't believe that you didn't already now these things. Pretty obvious. Of course Kevin is the cutest Jonas brother, whoever that is.

Johnson said...

All very insightful.

Joe and Jake Est. 1990 said...

You are hilarious! There is a LOT to learn in fourth grade which, by the way, is my favorite grade!

Amanda said...

That is so funny - I love your post!

Unknown said...

How fun to see the things you are doing. When are you coming to visit? I saw Carrie the other day

The Curlee Family said...

Love the new look and music! Oh, and of coarse where you are headed in life ;-)

Why Clayfrog?

A long time ago (our future animal rights activist who was 3 at the time) found a family of frogs in the clay and decided that was a good name for us because we would save all the frogs.